TMI Tuesday

1. What is your favorite song to have sex to?
Cry Little Sister  – Gerard McMann on a loop

2. What is your vision of hell?
I don’t really have one but the last four years under Bush are probably pretty close.

3. In the film made of your life, who will play you?
Colin Hanks – young, Tom Hanks – older. People always used to say I looked like Thom … back when he was Kip on Bosom Buddies.

4. What is the one thing you most urgently need to tell your mom?
I think about you all the time.

5. What will be carved onto your tombstone?
Quiet! Can’t you see I’m trying to sleep?

Bonus: What is your drag name (which would be, first name: the name of your first pet; last name: the name of the street you grew up on)?
Fluffy Fillmore

TMI Tuesday – Farting Edition

1. Are your farts:
    a. Silent but deadly
    b. All sound, no fury
    c. Loud and stinky
a. SBD like a ninja

2. Have you ever farted in front of a lover? Who was the 1st one to do it? How did they or you handle it.
Yes. Don’t remember. We both laughed.

3. Have you ever farted and tried to blame someone else? Who and did you get away with it?
Yes I have and of course I got away with it … SBD like a ninja!

4. What food triggers you?
Chili is the big one.

5. Varts (Vaginal Farts) Scary, or an indication of a good time being had by all?
Never having experienced a “Vart” I’d say that it would scare me!

Bonus (as in optional): When you do fart with someone in your bed, do you cover their head with the sheet and hold them under?
No but I usually wave the covers a bit so that the Cloud of Doom wafts over them.

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TMI Tuesday – School Days Edition

1. What were you known as in HS (Jock, Princess, Geek)
A geek, definitely.

2. What were you really?
Princess Geek.

3. If you could go back and tell your 16 year old self one thing, what would it be?
Just be yourself, do what you want. What other people think is meaningless in the end.
-or-
You’re adopted and everybody but you knows, you might want to work that out before you don’t have the chance.

4. If you could erase one moment from your school days what would it be?
Meeting/dating Roy

5. Who did you not date (or more) that you wish you did?
I never dated anyone from HS. By the time I was 16 I was hanging out with friends in the “community” and leading a double life.

Bonus (as in optional): If you went to prom, describe your outfit.
A powder blue tux with a white shirt and an ascot with a pearl pin. I was quite the sight. Three friends who were going to beauty school at the time kidnapped me and dolled me up. I had the best hair of anyone guy or girl at the prom — not that that’s saying much.