2. What is your vision of hell?
I don’t really have one but the last four years under Bush are probably pretty close.

3. In the film made of your life, who will play you?
Colin Hanks – young, Tom Hanks – older. People always used to say I looked like Thom … back when he was Kip on Bosom Buddies.

4. What is the one thing you most urgently need to tell your mom?
I think about you all the time.

5. What will be carved onto your tombstone?
Quiet! Can’t you see I’m trying to sleep?

Bonus: What is your drag name (which would be, first name: the name of your first pet; last name: the name of the street you grew up on)?
Fluffy Fillmore

Larry Craig, Republican Senator, Idaho –
Announced his intention to resign after pleading guilty to disorderly conduct at a restroom at the Minneapolis-St. Paul airport. Currently attempting to withdraw his guilty plea.

Mark Foley, Republican Congressman, Florida –
Resigned after it was revealed he was sexually harassing male congressional pages.

Bob Allen, Republican Assemblyman, Florida –
Recently arrested for offering to perform sex acts with a male undercover policeman.

Jim West, Republican Mayor, Spokane –
Recalled for misusing his office as mayor to lure teenage boys into sexual relationships.

Ed Shrock, Republican Congressman, Virginia –
Quit when audio recordings surfaced in which he apparently solicited sex on a gay chatline.

Michael Huffington, former Republican Congressman, California –
Announced he is bisexual after narrowly losing his bid for US Senate to Diane Feinstein.

Ted Haggard, Leader of The New Life Church, Colorado and close advisor to President Bush –
Removed from all his leadership positions in the National Association of Evangelicals for patronizing a male prostitute. Now declared to be “Completely Heterosexual”.

All of them consistently used their positions of authority to deny rights to gays and lesbians.

Wow what a list … compiled a year ago … how many more can we add? (Here‘s a place to start)

“Abstain With Me” by Roy Zimmerman

“Defenders of Marriage” by Roy Zimmerman

“Let’s Go After the Buddhists” by Roy Zimmerman

2. Have you ever farted in front of a lover? Who was the 1st one to do it? How did they or you handle it.
Yes. Don’t remember. We both laughed.

3. Have you ever farted and tried to blame someone else? Who and did you get away with it?
Yes I have and of course I got away with it … SBD like a ninja!

4. What food triggers you?
Chili is the big one.

5. Varts (Vaginal Farts) Scary, or an indication of a good time being had by all?
Never having experienced a “Vart” I’d say that it would scare me!

Bonus (as in optional): When you do fart with someone in your bed, do you cover their head with the sheet and hold them under?
No but I usually wave the covers a bit so that the Cloud of Doom wafts over them.

Brought to you with the aid of TMI Tuesday

The BBC has ordered 6 episodes … Yay!

Many thanks to After Elton for bringing this to light!

Being Human, part 1

Being Human, part 2

Being Human, part 3

Being Human, part 4

Being Human, part 5

Being Human, part 6